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...I get comments on the tuna melt entry, but nary a notice on the (hopefully) romatic Valentines Day poem?



I see how you women are... :p

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Morrigon
04:51 Feb 27 2010

You are learning our secrets. STOP HIM!!!

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RedQueen
10:14 Feb 27 2010

aw hell.....looks like we's got to bury another one...

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*bangs head on desk*



Seriously - how do these things happen?

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ThothLestat
15:47 Feb 23 2010

NEED MORE INFORMATION.

*flails robot arms in the air*

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Nightgame
16:01 Feb 23 2010

It's because the gremlins like watching you bang your head on the desk :p

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In a bit of a funk. Had one of those dreams last night that just throws off the whole day. If I could get it out of my head I'd be a lot more efficient today, but I can't seem to shake it.



...anyway... off to do one of the 10,000 things I have to do today.

Laundry had piled up and the person who usually does my laundry service hasn’t been available, so Morri and I went to the local Laundromat on Saturday. What is there to do while killing a couple hours? Not much, so we started writing a conversation to each other in my notebook… I thought I’d share it with everyone here.



M: Dear Birra, I am sitting in the laundry hell place. It’s interesting to be here with you. You don’t seem to fit in here.

I’m glad I’m not here by myself though. You are good company. For some reason I have a tough time writing with this pen.

Your thoughts?



B: The pen is pretty wide and your hands are small. I like writing with this pen. Why do I not fit in here?



M: You seem like the type of person who would have other people do their laundry. It’s not that you’re snobby or anything. Maybe it’s just that I’m used to being here without you.



B: Well, I look at it like this; we paid $5.25 already to wash. It will probably be about that to dry. So, $10.50 plus the time I sit here not being productive. Whereas I can drop it off, have it all washed & folded for only about $25. Economically, it is more logical to have someone do it for me.



M: I don’t disagree. I’m not challenging your reasons for it either. Remember, I was the one who first brought my laundry. I’m a little baffled (is that how you spell it?) that we’ve been writing back and forth about this and our clothes have about 8 more minutes to go or so. One of us should stay here so we don’t lose the couch. The vultures are always waiting. Whoever is letting their laundry sit in the dryer should be shot.



(Morri gets up to check the laundry – another customer’s cell phone rings)



B: That is perhaps the most annoying ringtone – ever. Ok, we’ll work as a team here. You take the old people, I’ll take the two on the opposite couch. But first, we need to disable the overhead cameras. I count… one… two… three. Dammit, I should have remembered the black spray paint. Ok, we can still make this work…



The one woman is wearing Fruit Loop pajamas. Why would you go anywhere in public wearing that? Now I feel like I’m the couch holder. I can’t actually help you? This sucks. I want to stuff some of these people in a dryer and put in $10!



The smell of fabric softener is making me ill. I’m going crazy inside. My brain. My brain! It’s sweating! I need to get out of here! I’m… I’m…going to kill again!!!!!



Everything is 80-cents unless marked? Marked with what? The mark of Satan? Who runs this asylum?? I demand to speak with the person in charge! My god! The dogs! The dogs have human teeth!!



Why would you wear heals like THAT to the Laundromat? Oooo! Monster Trucks at HSBC! Sweet! I wonder if they’ll have Truck-o-Saurus.



I wonder what would be left if one of these people were run over by a monster truck... not much I guess…

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Morrigon
17:02 Feb 14 2010

It's odd to think that you were writing all of that while I was stuffing the laundry into the dryer...



You're great :)

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imagesinwords
17:35 Feb 14 2010

You guys need to take this show on the road.

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madamefate
17:59 Feb 14 2010

lol

what's wrong with fruit loop pj's in public? I always wear my cuckoo for cocoa puffs pjs! :P j/k

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Vampirewitch39
18:03 Feb 14 2010

While I don't have a monster truck I do have a truck. You get the PJ or the person in the heels out on the street- push them off the sidewalk and into my way...really...can they blame me it they get plowed down?



Oh.... and I want to go to the laundry mat with you two one day. Can we set a date? I like to set dates, sort of like setting a table. Where we can have mushy PJ women, side of heels.

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...I betchya think this journal entry is about you.



Heh.



Theme song today.

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Morrigon
15:25 Feb 10 2010

Don't youuuuu?

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birra
16:57 Feb 10 2010

Don't you?

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Ever get that feeling like you're not allowed to have the same basic human responses as other people?

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Trikki
14:41 Feb 10 2010

All the time.

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55 Calorie beer?



So, Budweiser found a way to make a beer that tastes even more like water?

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RedQueen
06:21 Feb 08 2010

well like they said in MOnty Python...



"American beer is like screwing in a canoe...it's fucking close to water...."

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NightBlossom
12:34 Feb 08 2010

Hey, anything to make Bud taste less like piss in general.

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birra
03:24 Feb 09 2010

Well, now it will just taste like the piss of someone who drank Mich Ultra...

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...makes the idea of crossing a pit bull with a shark seem tame...

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Morrigon
21:51 Feb 07 2010

RAWR!

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RedQueen
03:18 Feb 09 2010

I was going to say it sounded like a perfect description of MOrrigan, but as usual, she beat me to it...lol

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My brian really goes to some bizarre friggin' places when I sleep....

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RedQueen
03:24 Feb 09 2010

maybe you should consider tying brian up for the night?

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birra
03:25 Feb 09 2010

I think Brian was the only one not in that dream.



Well, that and my spell check...

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You win some, you lose some... but tomorrow there will be another game to be played, right?



Time to get on with Monday.

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ToiletDuc
01:57 Feb 02 2010

And there's a damn good game being played right now.

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birra
04:20 Feb 02 2010

Had a wake to attend - didn't get to see any of it.



Crap.

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ToiletDuc
06:00 Feb 02 2010

I was really getting worried for the Pens for awhile. Despite being one of the best goalies in the league, Miller seems to break down a bit against the Pens.

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birra
13:19 Feb 02 2010

Tough not to against guys like Crosby and Malkin when you've got defensement like Lydman and Buttler in front of you.

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